What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 01:42
True - how I loved my mum!
What do you mean son?
Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?
Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!
“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”
What! how could you do that?
My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”
Do you know what she said mum?
“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”
Can I see some saggy tit pics and huge areolas pics?
She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”
What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?
About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.
How do empaths destroy narcissists?
Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.
So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.
Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”
What nonsense did you hear today in India that made you laugh?
Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.